Correlation =/= causation, but I think we’re not going too far out on a limb here:
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Centrelink = dole office.
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Nice, more virus exposure. Way to trim the herd, Australia!
so glad to find one where he’s wearing a glove and hazmat suit
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Accordions are our game, but these days, domestic violence reduction is our aim!
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How many squeeze boxes does a family need?
Daddy gets no rest.
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Accordion to my research, the family that plays together stays together!
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If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. If all you have is an accordion, everything sounds like polka!
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Marshal
Marsha
Marshall
Maar Shell
Whatever
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The online alternative:
https://twitter.com/jpwarren/status/1241862243756552192?s=21
OTOH, the MyGov website was already utter shit even before the virus.
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Those testing positive for ACCORDVID-19 must self-isolate. And those testing negative.
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Adding to the expected complications of passing one of the largest stimulus bills in U.S. history, on Sunday, Kentucky senator Rand Paul tested positive for the coronavirus. Paul did not socially distance after testing — he was seen in the Senate gym and pool on Sunday morning — and had contact with at least three other Republican senators, leading to an unexpected Democratic majority on the Senate floor:
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Clearly the Russians are having a translation glitch. /s
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Nobody told us! No one knew about this! Who could have known! All Obama’s fault! Sigh, we are doomed.
(Not really, but could be a whole lot better.)
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I heard the shelf only had one accordion on it a few hours before the picture was taken.
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Bitter as fuck
Let’s contrast this to his counterpart north of the border
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