Thank you.
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yeah. the store has shifted our hours around to limit that a bit, but the reality is â when so many customers are doing such big shopping trips: the shelves wouldnât make it through the day without at least some stocking.
weâre limiting the number of simultaneous shoppers â so i think that helps. 4 kids and 1 parent would be about half the limit, and nobody wants to wait that long ( thank goodness. )
definitely have to remind myself of that daily.
itâs a mystery. broken into a jigsaw puzzle. wrapped inside a conundrum. both the state, and the state of testing.
basically, though, unless youâre admitted to a hospital ( or work in one ) here â you still canât get tested. ( weâre theoretically essential workers, but not essential enough relative to the number of tests i guess. )
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Uplifting news, anyone?
What shall we do with an ousted sailor?
Everywhere you stay at home, always take the weather with you:
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Shave his belly with a rusty razor?
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So when are we gonna start charging billionaires for hoarding money?
A lot of us could use some of that shit right now.
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And there was much rejoicing. Itâs amazing how he tries to spin it as, âIâm doing you guys a favor (record ratings!) and look at what you give me in return (hostility!).â Because he doesnât do a single thing unless it benefits him in some way.
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Important to interpret the âscience-eseâ here. There is no evidence for protective immunity following infection, largely because the studies have not been done thus far. They will be, but there has not been time. There is some slight evidence that protective immunity may, in fact, not be universal, as there have been folks who have recovered and then test positive again, at rates of 2-10% (or so) but the rate of false positives and false negatives are usually not discussed and it is not clear to me that these folks developed symptoms again, or why they were retested. Long story short, there so just so much we donât know yet, and the public is not used to this much uncertainty in something this big and vital. Studies are under way, answer are coming, but for now we just donât know.
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This, unfortunately, is quite true. All the networks refused to cut off his Fireside Shats, even when they were incontrovertibly killing people, because all they give a fuck about are the ratings. All those cartoons about Trump gloating about ratings on top of a pile of corpses (minimum 50,000 friends, loved ones, parents and children at this writing) should have included all of the network bosses who willingly and knowingly rode his mushroom cock to better ad revenue from Lysolâ˘.
Instead we have to wait for Donald f*****g Trump to do the right thing by accident, and there is not a single decent person in power standing between us and him.
And donât think Zucker, et al arenât begging and making promises to get him to come back right this minute.
Thatâs not entirely fair, often he does things purely because they hurt someone else.
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Is that yours? I havenât laughed so hard in days. I thank you, good person. Take my âlikeâ.
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I would be shocked if I was the first person to come up with it.
Meanwhile, Trump prefers veterans who donât get sick:
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/fema-diverted-masks-from-veterans-hospitals-va-official-says
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I knew there was something I liked about you.
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Is he going to go eat worms? Because Iâm okay with that.
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Speaking of which, can you remind me which bodily fluids are a transmission risk? Asking for a friend:
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I would at least feel a twinge of sympathy for the worms.
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If theyâre the same ones eating his brain, they certainly donât have any taste.
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Most of them? Your very⌠excited⌠friend looks to be covered appropriately, though.
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Just remember that even with a mask, one should maintain a 6 furlong distance.
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