Shave his belly with a rusty razor?
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So when are we gonna start charging billionaires for hoarding money?
A lot of us could use some of that shit right now.
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And there was much rejoicing. Itās amazing how he tries to spin it as, āIām doing you guys a favor (record ratings!) and look at what you give me in return (hostility!).ā Because he doesnāt do a single thing unless it benefits him in some way.
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Important to interpret the āscience-eseā here. There is no evidence for protective immunity following infection, largely because the studies have not been done thus far. They will be, but there has not been time. There is some slight evidence that protective immunity may, in fact, not be universal, as there have been folks who have recovered and then test positive again, at rates of 2-10% (or so) but the rate of false positives and false negatives are usually not discussed and it is not clear to me that these folks developed symptoms again, or why they were retested. Long story short, there so just so much we donāt know yet, and the public is not used to this much uncertainty in something this big and vital. Studies are under way, answer are coming, but for now we just donāt know.
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This, unfortunately, is quite true. All the networks refused to cut off his Fireside Shats, even when they were incontrovertibly killing people, because all they give a fuck about are the ratings. All those cartoons about Trump gloating about ratings on top of a pile of corpses (minimum 50,000 friends, loved ones, parents and children at this writing) should have included all of the network bosses who willingly and knowingly rode his mushroom cock to better ad revenue from Lysolā¢.
Instead we have to wait for Donald f*****g Trump to do the right thing by accident, and there is not a single decent person in power standing between us and him.
And donāt think Zucker, et al arenāt begging and making promises to get him to come back right this minute.
Thatās not entirely fair, often he does things purely because they hurt someone else.
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Is that yours? I havenāt laughed so hard in days. I thank you, good person. Take my ālikeā.
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I would be shocked if I was the first person to come up with it.
Meanwhile, Trump prefers veterans who donāt get sick:
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/fema-diverted-masks-from-veterans-hospitals-va-official-says
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I knew there was something I liked about you.
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Is he going to go eat worms? Because Iām okay with that.
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Speaking of which, can you remind me which bodily fluids are a transmission risk? Asking for a friend:
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I would at least feel a twinge of sympathy for the worms.
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If theyāre the same ones eating his brain, they certainly donāt have any taste.
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Most of them? Your veryā¦ excitedā¦ friend looks to be covered appropriately, though.
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Just remember that even with a mask, one should maintain a 6 furlong distance.
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Since I made the quote earlier about
Itās only right that I post this addendum,
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Nice! Iām stealing that!
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Misread as āFireside Shartsā; still laughed.
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