Ongoing coronavirus happenings

[hecep]

Keep your Fingre crossed.

[d_r]

@LutherBlisset

Holy shit. Carlo Maria Vigano has

Never heard of him, but looking at your link he seems to be a total fruitbat.

Ulpiana? A place that hasn’t existed for how many centuries?

[hecep]

Looks like one-down.

@milliefink

And then…

SUPERBO!!!, although my evil twin, ‘hecep von cynic’, is firm in his belief that TK had their legal staff go through Bain’s post to determine some ass-covering response.

[hecep]

@RickMycroft

The Christian Right around Trump probably think that Convid will go away as soon as they can find 10 righteous men (They’re looking in the White House, so this could take a while…)

I don’t know. The CR’s definition of “righteous” may differ from what you and I define as “righteous”.

@Wanderfound

The authorities are cool with it, and the boulders will remain there until the crisis is over.

Why do I love that sentence.

[Wanderfound]

This week’s toll:

[Ratel]

Sweden is obviously anomalous to the rest of Finno-Scandinavia (did I get that right?), but I do suspect that it’s position between the US and UK has more to do with those countries hiding it at least “de-prioritizing” accurate mortality counts.

[mocon]

@Melizmatic

Dear Kevin Bain,

Enjoy applying for unemployment

I hear Whole Foods is hiring… Oh wait, dammit!

Mistakes were made.

[gatto]

@Ratel

but I do suspect that it’s position between the US and UK has more to do with those countries hiding it at least “de-prioritizing” accurate mortality counts.

with more the same coming soon

https://www.axios.com/trump-coronavirus-death-toll-d8ba60a4-316b-4d1e-8595-74970c15fb34.html

straight out of the crisis actor playbook.

[KathyPartdeux]

[NukeML]

Fauci no!

Fauci to begin 'modified quarantine'

[DukeTrout]

All that facepalming was going to catch up with him eventually.

[Ratel]

@Ratel

Who’s putting masks on Tucson’s iconic statues?

Someone’s been going around Tucson putting masks on local icons—Like the giant Tiki at the Hut on Fourth Avenue.

And the Casa Molina bull

gets the treatment:

Kelly Presnell

Not unreasonable, mind you.

@Ratel

Coronavirus can be found in the semen of men infected with the virus,

[vermes82]

Fennoscandia or Nordic countries.

[mr_raccoon]

Variety (Variety)

[Ratel]

Baldwin: Man, why does fucking Brad Pitt get Fauci?

[Ratel]

@gatto

Trump and some top aides question accuracy of coronavirus death toll

Oh man am I looking forward to that New York Times article.*

_{* I am not, actually, looking forward to that New York Times article.}

[Brainspore]

The Director of the freaking Center for Disease Control is now self-quarantining because there’s basically an ongoing Covid-19 outbreak at the White House.

CDC director self-quarantining after exposure to person at the White House...

But sure, the rest of us ought to be just fine if the country begins to resume normal business now.

[alahmnat]

jess (cogitatotomato)

[vermes82]

“Due to the COVID-19 virus, mail and small parcel operations are disrupted worldwide. The U.S. Postal Service (USPS) is currently not accepting shipments to the following countries,” USPS said on its website, listing 111 countries, including Estonia, that the disruption concerns. Estonia is the only European Union country listed.

US Postal Service suspends international mail service to Estonia

[RickMycroft]

And yet, he wears underwear on the likeness of God’s ass. At least, I hope he does.