Ongoing coronavirus happenings

I hear Whole Foods is hiring… Oh wait, dammit!

Mistakes were made.

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with more the same coming soon

https://www.axios.com/trump-coronavirus-death-toll-d8ba60a4-316b-4d1e-8595-74970c15fb34.html

straight out of the crisis actor playbook.

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Fauci no!

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All that facepalming was going to catch up with him eventually.

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And the Casa Molina bull

gets the treatment:

Not unreasonable, mind you.

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Fennoscandia or Nordic countries.

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Baldwin: Man, why does fucking Brad Pitt get Fauci?

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Oh man am I looking forward to that New York Times article.*

* I am not, actually, looking forward to that New York Times article.

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The Director of the freaking Center for Disease Control is now self-quarantining because there’s basically an ongoing Covid-19 outbreak at the White House.

But sure, the rest of us ought to be just fine if the country begins to resume normal business now.

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Alahmnat_005

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“Due to the COVID-19 virus, mail and small parcel operations are disrupted worldwide. The U.S. Postal Service (USPS) is currently not accepting shipments to the following countries,” USPS said on its website, listing 111 countries, including Estonia, that the disruption concerns. Estonia is the only European Union country listed.

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And yet, he wears underwear on the likeness of God’s ass. At least, I hope he does.

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Damn right. It’s about time they crack down on undercounts! The only way we’re going to get through this is if we have an accurate…     what?
 

 
What do you mean, I’m “misunderstanding his intentions?”

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The UK has nailed it with their new slogan. Street Parties for VE day this week, singing We’ll Meet Again.
Yes. In the ICU in two weeks time when the next big wave hits, you patriotic twats.

Sorry, no, it’s THIS one.

billionaire

I’m SO sorry, it’s actually this.

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Other nations currently of the UK immediately disagree:

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Yeah, but it hasn’t got through to the shitheads. He isn’t a parody, he’s an idiot, his Twitter is full of shit like this.

stay 2

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They’ve lost the DUP even at this stage.

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