Oops! George Santos claims he started his company in 2001 — when he was 13 years old (video)

[Carla_Sinclair]

Originally published at: Oops! George Santos claims he started his company in 2001 — when he was 13 years old (video) | Boing Boing

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[TornPaperNapkin]

Yes the money was legitimate but where did you steal it from George?

[apalatn]

I wonder if he ever gets confused and accidentally tells the truth sometimes

[gracchus]

founded in 2001 when I stepped away from my previous employment

I can’t blame him. The kid who ran that lemonade stand was a real ballbuster.

[the_borderer]

[Carbonman]

@apalatn

I wonder if he ever gets confused and accidentally tells the truth sometimes

I don’t think he really knows what the truth is, if he ever did; he makes everything up to suit the question or conversation as he speaks. He’s like a 35 year old baby that doesn’t have object permanence yet.
I won’t watch videos of him speaking. I read about what BS he’s spouted as low level humor/horror entertainment.

[ToMajorTom]

Mr. Santos is the epitome of the GOP…too stupid to even lie convincingly.

[Malarkey]

Seems to me that in the one short month since his swearing in, Mr. Santos has broken 45’s record of lies per time period. I didn’t think it was possible.

[Adrian_Hillier]

The answer to whether he’s lying or not is easy; are his lips moving? If yes, he’s lying. Simple.

[sdmikev]

George’s boyhood business:

[snigs]

Maybe he’s an immortal, and is used to faking his death every couple decades and assuming a new identity. Since he’s an immortal, not many consequences for fucking up his life, so he never learns, he just adopts a new identity and moves on.