Orange alligator alarms South Carolina, internet


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Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/02/13/orange-alligator-alarms-south.html


#2

tRump’ogator


#3

i sure would like to make me some shoes outa that gator

hey, how do you resize an image around here anyway?


#4

I see Seanan McGuire’s lizard breeding programs have gotten out of hand again.


#5

cheetogater


#6

Trumpgator.


#7

But alligators don’t have “tiny stumpy extremities”, whatever their color.


#8

Every few years I clean out my culverts around the farm…I’m grateful to live far enough north that I’ve never had to disturb any more unseemly than a few possums. Rousting this lad would be a bit over the top.


#9

Still tastes like chicken.


#10

DID SOMEONE SAY…


#11

“Orange monstrosity alarms world, orange alligator amuses internet”

I wonder: will this become a spiritual symbol, the white buffalo for Drumpfucks? (At least for those in Florida?) Will the orange alligator replace the frog? Will it inspire a cult-like group that seeks it out, reverently chanting, “Drain that swamp”?


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#13

Sure to be a top new recipe for Ted and Shemane

Drumpfucks


#14

This is what happens when you drain your own swamp.


#15

Just look at it’s widdle hands!


#16

That gator looks like he’s carrying his own clubs.


#17

Sorry, just here to object to an exquisitely adapted top predator being reduced to a “metaphor for mindless aggression.” Do you hate sharks, too? How about people?


#18

They’re saying if you have small extremities then something else must be small too, but I assure you there’s no problem in that department, none at all.


#19

I can almost see the little pink circles around the eyes.


#20

I’m really glad that someone else here thinks of that movie any time the phrase over the top comes up. I actually used the movie cover image in a presentation I did for SMPTE about OTT video streaming. I’m not sure the folks in the audience thought it was as hilarious as I did, but hey – we have each other!!! :slight_smile: