Oregon forms joint task force to apprehend Piggy Smalls

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I applaud the restraint it must have required to refrain from turning “Law enforcement apprehends troublesome pig” into a joke about Internal Affairs.

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Lots of stuff gets lost in the static, I think: this wasn’t just a tremendous waste of resources, rather it was probably a training exercise for operating that many moving parts, so that when it comes time to round up fleeing dissenters cough I mean terrorists, these cops will be that much more prepared to do their duty.

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…of course this happened on the west coast.

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Thank goodness that trouble-making pig was finally dis-grunt-led.

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The Forest Grove police blotter is a must read. I swear a stray pig is probably one of their least strange stories.

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has been apprehended.

Yeah, they said that about me too…

You’re killin’ me Smalls!:pig:

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But I guess Tupig Shakur is still on the loose?

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Butcher 'em Book 'em, Danno!”

Yeah I heard he broke outta the pen.

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