Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/01/04/oregon-man-attempts-to-walk-in.html
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What is it with these mimes and strong winds?
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A Master Mime would have created one of those invisible walls for shelter.
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“Just heading out to take a piss…”
[moments later]
“Oh noooo!”
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If you don’t know it’s windy, it looks a lot like this Quaalude scene in Wolf of Wall Street
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No wind, just a big Phil Collins-era Genesis fan
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That’s the Vista House in the Columbia River Gorge. I installed the tile walkways and stairs outside on the second-floor and the working conditions were horrific. I was busting out the old stairs with a jackhammer and the wind just threw everything up in my face. There was hardly anything left to even clean up when I was done.
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He probably can’t figure out a gas pump either…
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There are parking spots in front of that low wall in the background. I once parked my minivan there during a high wind. When I opened the driver-side door, it was ripped from my grip and slammed forward, tearing the hinges so that the door hung down at an angle. I shoved it back into the frame and strapped it in place. Body shops wouldn’t even bid on repairing it, so from then on I entered and exited through the passenger side.
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90 miles per hour is 144 km/h. So thats 75% of terminal velocity. Its the same as climbing a 67 degree upwards slope.
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After years of Florida man we finally meet Oregon man - can the other states with their own idiosyncratic mans be far behind?
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90 mph winds, ppsshhh, yeah right… he’s drunk!
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