Otter sits and eats at the table like a proper little gentleman


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#2

That’s no gentleman. Did nobody teach it to chew with its mouth closed?


#3

" He always eats on all fours, so, since it’s so rare, when he sat on a chair to eat at the table like a gentleman, I took a video, but he wound up jumping on the table to eat just like he always does. lol."


#4

Wild animals don’t belong at tables.


#5

Why the fuck is this otter living in a common domicile? Is keeping an otter really an acceptable option for a pet? (Don’t get me started on ferrets.)

EDIT: Also, yes, that’s very cute even if seemingly unnatural.


#6

I think I’ve found a slightly less savory relative…


#7

Having seen this I now know eating all those Otter Pops as a kid was wrong. I am truly sorry.


#8

Proper little gentleman? I can only imagine the outrage if a female otter was called a proper little lady. Have we no standards?


#9

Of course they do. What do you do, eat them off the floor like some kind of filthy barbarian?


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#11

I am trying to figure out what that poor creature in the back is, some sort of primate it looks like, in a tiny glass enclosure.

I really hope this is some sort of rescue place.


#12

Dunno, but there’s a damned roo wallaby in a tiny cage in the background of one the other vids. That’s all kinds of fucked up. :frowning:

Edit: According to Google’s Automatic Language Mangler, other inmates there include a loris, a little owl and the wallaby. Vids go back a couple of years or so.

I has a sad, now.


#13

Also, let’s not forget - let’s not forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that ain´t legal either.


#14

But still, it is so very cute.


#15

Get back to me when he learns how to use chopsticks.


#16

You’re killing me.


#17

And now I’m ready to start my day.


#18

It’s a Slow Loris.


#19

Depends. Do you have kids?


#20

definitely not. i went to a pet store in tokyo and it was the most depressing thing i’ve ever seen: all manner of tiny monkeys, overbred dogs and weird owls…