Originally published at: Ouch! Man in Speedos finds out the hard way why a park warns NOT to pet the wild horses (video) - Boing Boing
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At most a monokini.
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A banana hammock?
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Looks like he may have been trying to guide it away from their beach gear rather than trying to pet it? Either way, laying hands on a wild animal is a very bad idea.
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This guy really puts the “ass” in Assateague, amirite?
@vernonbird, the saddest part of Reservation Dogs being over is no more Knifeman. Freakin’ legend.
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It looks like the horse didn’t even kick him too hard, the effort was no more than swatting away an irritant.
It was certainly enough effort to make the irritant go away.
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“We’re wild horses and protected by law, so fuck you!”
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A friend who was a very serious weight lifter and martial artist, big guy, told me once about being kicked by a cow. He said he saw it coming, and got his arms/body in place against the incoming leg for a perfect block. That would have worked perfectly against the vast majority of humans, but had absolutely zero effect on the cow. Her kick hit him square in his thigh, and he spun around and fell down.
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