making packs with the devil is a diamond dozen in this doggy dog world, no need to have deep seeded fears about it
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Could you be more pacific in your criticism?
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“Nobody likes me, everybody hates me. I’m going Outback to eat worms”
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Mmmm. I hope so.
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Pentagrams are everywhere.
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And pitchforks:
Broadcasting was the Devil’s plot to raise pitchforks higher than church steeples.
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Where women glow and men plunder?
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Jared’s big ol’ expensive building he lost a lot of money on is 666 Fifth Ave., what else do you need to know?
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At least for me, this comment wins the internet. I needed a good laugh this week.
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Orly? Satan probably likes his steak well done.
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Holy carp! I didn’t know satan played the drums!
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Extra well done. With ketchup.
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My guess is that’s its a standardized way of determining the easiest optimum customers/restaurant density. And that there is some tribal stuff going on there.
Isn’t Terry O’Quinn the building owner? I guess that was Park Avenue, though.
Isn’t algorithmically assisted diabolic ritualism exactly what one would expect from a corporate Satanist with an interest in efficiency and an eye on the bottom line?
You can’t run a franchise by letting some crazed acolyte do one-offs without any consideration for repeatability and economies of scale.
(And, snark aside, give that “spiritual mapping” is a thing, having a similarly freaky spiritual-warfare-with-GIS offshoot for the opposing team seems only fair.)
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I draw an inverse pentagram with Sriratcha on almost everything that I eat because it amuses me.
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It’s Stan, actually.
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More like Son of Stan
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You should have had the Orlando Bloomin’ Onion
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