Outraged Republicans try — but fail — to expel a Democratic lawmaker for hiding the Bible in Arizona House

I like how Mike Lee’s excuse for having a weirdo-extremist version of the Constitution was that he carries “many versions” - So, how many are we talking here? A Constitution in a shoulder-holster under each arm? That plus a “back-up piece” Constitution strapped to his ankle and another two Constitutions on spring-loaded launchers up his sleeves, Travis Bickle style?
Does he pause on his way out the house every day to open a secret panel in his hallway and chose which versions he’s going to strap-up with today from a vast arsenal of Constitutions?

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