Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/07/09/pack-of-t-rex-race-down-the-tr.html
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Remember if you find yourself confronted with a wild T. Rex: you can’t outrun them, and obstacle courses will not stop them.
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There is nothing in this world that is not improved by having it done by people in T-Rex costumes. Nothing!!
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Absolute truth.
Including, seriously, horse racing. This sport is too often inhumane.
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C’mon “Jurassic Jeep Chaser”! C’mon “Jurassic Jeep Chaser”! . . . . ah crap, dead last. tears up betting slip in disgust Should’ve put all my money on “Isla Nublar Nibbler”.
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I’m drinking myself blind to the sound of this.
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Be careful with this. Some paleontologists believe that racing them at Santa Anita is what led to the extinction of dinosaurs.
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I think you’re on to something. I’ve done a quick analysis and the preliminary results show a strong correlation between job performance gains and T-Rex costuming.
The negative impact on Homeopathic “Therapists” is likely related to homeopathy not being a real thing which, as such, can’t be improved. The modest gains seen by Lumberjacks and Ballerinas are puzzling (who doesn’t want to watch a T-Rex dance Swan Lake?), and the complete miss with Potato Farmers makes me wonder if there is a flaw in the data collection methodology. But generally speaking, your assertion is borne out - everything is improved when it is done by people in T-Rex costumes.
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Welcome to Emerald Downs for today’s Extinction Level Event!
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I think that you need longer arms to be a potato farmer.
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Ah! That’s probably it.
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I’m glad to see that Roman Centurion is still a career option; so many of the old trades have be outsourced to off shore providers.
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It’s the young people is what it is, what with their whizz-bang phones and drone delivery pizzas; they have no respect for tradition or appreciation of true craft.
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If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go put on my T-Rex Costume and shout at a cloud.
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Gauls are stealing our jobs!
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Why, the gall of those people!
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I hear robots are taking those jobs.
Yelling at kids to get off the lawn is improved by wearing a T-Rex costume.
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Visigoths and Ostrogoths, good people on both sides of Rome.
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I probably have all the time periods messed up.
Vandals, Huns, many fine people…
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