Pastor seethes over boy with nail polish: "I want to break his fingers"

Were I this guy I’d be really, really, careful about announcing retributive-violence-for-transgressions-against-your-role as a policy: Having your larynx and knees broken for being a bad pastor and a worse christian would probably be pretty painful.

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I somehow feel an urge to put nail polish on, but we have enough of a problem with global warming as it is, no need to make bigots’ blood boil more.

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That “pastor” needs to be jailed for his abuse of the English language. Is he trying to be “down home” by talking like an ignorant fool, or is an ignorant fool?

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I see what you did there

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All the best. Judging by your user-pic you are one handsome looking cat.

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Of course you can get nail wraps in camo! My kevlar search didn’t immediately come up with the expected woven pattern. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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aka Carbon Fibre. :blush:

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Cool :heart_eyes:

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