Ha! True story: my high school principal had that name. Man, if there’s a career you want to avoid with that name, it’s probably public education.
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Wow…that look on Pee Wee’s face really conveys A LOT.
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Probably not helped by his slogan, “Can’t Stand Pat”.
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“In your guts you know he’s nuts” was a common slogan Johnson supporters used during the 1964 election, when referring to Goldwater. It was one of the first political signs I ever painted/carried for a rally.
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ikr? He has a “pool boy”, but I don’t think he even has a pool, lol.
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Wearing a bow tie and derailing one’s career by exposing themselves in a pornographic theater would be totally on-brand for a Republican, but aside from those traits I don’t see the connection. Pee-wee just doesn’t seem to have enough hatred in his heart.
I’m about 1000% sure that rich, spoiled, bike-thieving ascot-wearing mofo Francis is though.
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Ha! Good points all around.
It’s only appropriate that I now disclose that I am in fact a third party Conky voter.
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Tragically, Captain Carl is not available. 
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Vote Green!
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And just to show the shift in foreign policy, his ambassador to Russia will be Large Marge!
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I had an acquaintance with the last name “Toker” who became a school teacher. “Miss Toker? That’s going to be a problem”, I suggested. “Oh no, they’ll be grade sixers, they’ll have no idea”, she confidently replied. She adopted a different name within months
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