I try not to be the guy who says “I hope that guy gets sick” but Miller really tests my limits.
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Meanwhile, Dipshit-in-Chief is taking this as proof that testing is pointless, because he is the only human on Earth who has yet to attain a basic functional grasp of how the world works.
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He is such an idiot. My retort would be, “If we didn’t test Katie, she would be around you right now, possibly spreading the virus. Do you see now the point of testing?”
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I think we need to come up with an appropriate playlist for their junkets.
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Gets better:
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Apparently Mike is on an airplane going to “some far away place”.
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If Trump really is a mega-germaphobe, maybe he’s about to get especially rattled. Could be uh, interesting.
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I don’t see how he possibly could be, not with the way he behaves; I think that was always just an excuse for his obvious lack of social training.
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Particularly considering he and Pence have been pretty flippant about wearing PPE i certainly wonder how much exposure they might have had.
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Maybe not so much “breaking down the door” as “actively lured inside with a big juicy steak.”
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Trump on Friday said certain White House staff members have started wearing face masks, one day after the valet had tested positive.
Trump, asked whether those who serve him food would now cover their faces, told Fox News in an interview that such White House staff had made that change.
He’s fine with the servants wearing masks.
Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul, one of a small number of members of Congress to have contracted the virus and since recovered, declined to wear a mask.
“I have immunity,” he told reporters, per the Washington Post. “I’ve already had the virus. So I can’t get it again, and I can’t give it to anybody.”
He’s already demonstrated that he doesn’t care about other people, and he’s an idiot.
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I mean, if I was a germophobe, the last thing I’d be comfortable with would be Russian prostitute golden showers…
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Narrator: He did not.
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Why does a wax manikin need a spokesperson? That’s the real question.
They did play the theme to Jaws. Trump can’t help it if you didn’t hear it.
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Or having unprotected sex with porn stars; that’s not behavior that I associate with genuine germaphobes, and I’ve known a few personally.
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As tempting as it is to make that connection, a little google about that photo brings up nothing but denials and condemnations of racism.
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I can confirm, even the thought of kissing anyone is terrifying, not to mention anything more direct.
