“What? I was fishing and He called me forth to become a Fisher of Men. And this is a great spot.”
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Should we ask what happened to the altar boys?
I would have been pissed purely at the shoddy piloting of the drone, myself.
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I am SO forming a band just so I can call it Premature Transubstantiation.
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It’s the personal touch, like Mom reading a fairy tale as opposed to Siri or Alexa.
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Brilliant idea! What next? Perhaps they could deliver a holy water payload dropped from the drone in a water balloon onto babies heads??? now THAT just may get me to church… actually it wouldn’t.
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It’s the sweet life:
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Next, it’ll be drones flying the collection plates.
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And Alexa and Siri will administer confessions to wash all you sins. Those sins may or may not be uploaded into a central database, but just for totally non-nefarious reasons.
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Yeah my son and I own a similar DJI quadcopter and I wouldn’t consider that church a safe place to fly it. I wouldn’t fly that close to third parties in the open, where there is less to collide with.
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Lighten up, Pope Francis.
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Collection plates are so last millennium; churches are already going contactless.
Well, some strains of catholicism are way more relaxed than others.
And anyway, technically it’s supposed to be a party.
The only concern I would have had with that 40 ton giant spider… its 40 ton weight. If some crane-mishap had occurred (and there have been a lot of those in the news over the past several months) then the ~170 year old cathedral could have been seriously damaged.
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Really? I got through all these (wonderful) comments, and I still get to make the “manna from heaven” gag?
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Are you… disappointed?
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Fucking Christ on a pogo stick! Catholics are allowed to have fun. They’re not Baptists, after all.
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