I’d beseech Tinsel Town to acknowledge that the dead husk of the embers of the soul of the best known novel by the guy who made George Clooney famous is dry, but as long suckers will pay, there’s blood to be wrung from that rock.
But since we’re getting that third seasons of Westworld, I’ll quell my cynicism and let campers enjoy being eaten.
Considering the origin and unnatural ecological impact such dinosaurs have, it seems to me that hunting these things into re-extinction would be encouraged.
Give the gun nuts with their .50 BMG Barrets some real targets to shoot at.
Michael Crichton created ER.
I know, right?!
Plus, he was something of a tween heartthrob before that.
JURASSIC PARK VII (2023):
“Surely THIS time the dinosaurs won’t get out.”
[the dinosaurs get out]
Universal Pictures, uh, finds a way.
Between Westworld franchise and the Jurassic Park franchise Chrichton sure did get a lot of mileage out of “what if amusement parks were incredibly dangerous?”
And that’s not counting the godawful Timeline. (I avoided the movie, but in the book the main villain’s evil scheme is to use his company’s secret time travel technology to research historical sites for the purpose of building more historically accurate tourist traps in the present. I shit you not.)
The movie limboed under the bar set by the book with room to spare.
If science has now firmly established that avians are dinosaurs, does that mean that Hitchcock’s The Birds is the first film in the Jurassic Park franchise?
I think its time we set up a discussion as to what we all would do with time travel technology.
If Back to the Future II and Avengers: Endgame have taught us anything it’s that the best use of a time machine is to go back and watch a highlight reel of your earlier adventures in the franchise.
Plus that episode of Deep Space 9 and probably lots of other Star Trek episodes that I can’t remember right now.
Thanks to them, the tribble species was brought back from extinction. Much to the delight of furriers, cheap meat purveyors in the 24th century.
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