Perfume to smell like a kitten


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/03/22/perfume-to-smell-like-a-kitten.html


#2

Demeter has captured the olfactory essence of the warmth and comfort of that purrfect spot, just behind a kitten’s neck.

I prefer the scent of kitten paw pads, myself.


#3


#4

Paw Pad Pew coming to a store near you. And yes, it rhymes too.


#5

is that you or the t. gondii talking there?


#6

Some dog feet smell like hamsters. I like that.


#7

But does it come with the dander needed to clog the noses of my enemies and deprive them of this scent?


#8

Thank goodness I can finally stop rubbing my cats on myself. They really hate that!


#9

I thought that they smelled like Fritos.


#10

I thought it was old pop corn…


#11

My puppy’s pads used to smell like popcorn.


#12

“Yes, I ordered the Paw Pad Pew, spiciness level 6, with white rice. Yes, I need chopsticks.”


#13

Excellent choice.


#14

Can it be bought by the gallon?


#15

Kitty!


#16

So they’re bottling the smell of milk and urine. Ok.


#17

Yet another case of an ersatz simulation replacing the more potent reality. And your cats – like all cats… very tactile – would miss all that rubbing action. Poor kitties.


#18

GIFS tend to omit unfortunate outcomes.


#19

Meh, I just velcro kitten epaulets to my shoulders.


#20

"You wear the stench of the enemy. I am your best friend no longer."