Perfume to smell like a kitten

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/03/22/perfume-to-smell-like-a-kitten.html

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Demeter has captured the olfactory essence of the warmth and comfort of that purrfect spot, just behind a kitten’s neck.

I prefer the scent of kitten paw pads, myself.

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Paw Pad Pew coming to a store near you. And yes, it rhymes too.

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is that you or the t. gondii talking there?

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Some dog feet smell like hamsters. I like that.

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But does it come with the dander needed to clog the noses of my enemies and deprive them of this scent?

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Thank goodness I can finally stop rubbing my cats on myself. They really hate that!

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I thought that they smelled like Fritos.

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I thought it was old pop corn…

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My puppy’s pads used to smell like popcorn.

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“Yes, I ordered the Paw Pad Pew, spiciness level 6, with white rice. Yes, I need chopsticks.”

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Excellent choice.

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Can it be bought by the gallon?

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Kitty!

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So they’re bottling the smell of milk and urine. Ok.

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Yet another case of an ersatz simulation replacing the more potent reality. And your cats – like all cats… very tactile – would miss all that rubbing action. Poor kitties.

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GIFS tend to omit unfortunate outcomes.

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Meh, I just velcro kitten epaulets to my shoulders.

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"You wear the stench of the enemy. I am your best friend no longer."

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