My kitten typically smells of Scoop-away Litter and soy based tuna like (whatever they make wet cat food from) smells.
Not the sort of thing they make perfume for:
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Perhaps you need this?
https://www.timetravelmart.com/collections/accessories/products/beast-of-burden-stench-off-fresheners
For those who would like something that your dog would approve of, there is always good ol’ Viking Odorant: (for dogs, I would recommend “sweat and rotten vegetables” or, perhaps, “toenails”)
https://www.timetravelmart.com/collections/supplies/products/viking-odorant
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Likelihood that this stuff will actually smell anything like a real kitten: 0.00%.
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Don’t eat your dogs feet!
And um…
“Hamsters is nice.”
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Even if it’s made with real kittens?
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Only with artisanal kittens
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Thanks for the nightmare fuel there.
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I nominate this video as the new Unicorn chaser.
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Some turtles smell just like Fritos. drools
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Hmmmmmm. Wuts the secret ingredient?
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I’m assuming that it is meat sorbet.
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If you like cats that much, chances are you already smell like them.
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Smells like Proteus or Pseudomonas spirit.
I had turtle soup once, just the once. It was OK.
Neither did it taste like Fritos nor was it served with them.
Fritos would have been pretty good with it though.
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Nice try, but it’s still sexual assault.
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Quelle est? Ah, le belle femme skunk fatale.
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I’m pretty sure I had some of that for lunch today…
Spicy Tuna Roll
amirite 
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Whaaaa?
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