Originally published at: 'Tasty Human' flavored cat treats | Boing Boing
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Once you start down this path, you can never let the supply of treats run out!
It looks like a plot of an horror movie.
Plot twist; the “treats” are actually bits of people that the cat’s owner has chopped up in the basement. New meaning for “liver snaps”!
Do you know the email of Netflix?
“Human flavor cat treats. What could possibly go wrong?”
I am reminded of “The Food of the Gods,” by Arthur C. Clarke.
Cats won’t, but dogs will
My cat Gremlin taste tests me on the daily, so not necessary.
A little misleading, dogs will wait until you are dead (and multiple missed meals after) but cats will not.
Now, if they were like Pokemon candy, they’d be made from other cats that Professor Oak has turned into pellets.
Life imitates art
Salt. That is what cats taste on humans. And why they lick us. What, did you think your cat cared about you? Fresh salt licks are what we are to them. (Stolen from a comedy bit by can’t remember who).
My tabby bites my thighs like they are made of ham. He’s only got his front 4 teeth. So he can’t do anything but annoy. But he aspires to apex predator status
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