Philadelphia nude bike ride 2021: Mask required

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There’s that sense that if you’re naked but still wearing socks you appear more naked than if you were not wearing socks. Will that be true also of facemasks?

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Obligatory:

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I seem to remember in the early days of COVID people asking if the virus could be spread by farts.

Ah yes, here we go:

Short answer: perhaps, but only if you’re within 5cm of the other person’s butt.

So most of us are safe then. (Eldon Hoke excluded.)

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No–they only tested at 5cm. That doesn’t mean there’s no threat at longer ranges.

And sunscreen. People, don’t forget your sunscreen!

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No–they only tested at 5cm. That doesn’t mean there’s no threat at longer ranges.

I feel your reply is missing the complementary “hold my beer” qualifier…

So we need more than a G-string for a butt mask?!

Check the strength and integrity of your gussets folks!

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