Piggies on the Parkway

[RichardKaufman]

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/06/12/piggies-on-the-parkway.html

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[knoxblox]

So, forced to make a “pig” stop…

[Felton]

Quit hogging the road!

[tachin1]

@RichardKaufman

No pigs were injured in the making of this post. All the rascals were rounded up and returned to a new truck,

Then slaughtered for their flesh.

[Papasan]

[Chaz]

I’ve managed to avoid knowing my entire life, but today I’m forced to face the awful truth: Hot dogs come from traffic.

[anon61221983]

[Papasan]

I love it!

[anon73430903]

@RichardKaufman

Haven’t we all seen a lot of pigs on the parkway?

I believe the correct term is either traffic police or highway patrol.

[anon61221983]

Kids in the Hall, FTW!

[Jorpho]

I thought standard practice in a situation like this was to euthanize, due to strict controls on how livestock is handled.

[DukeTrout]

So, which one went to market? I can’t keep track without taking off my shoes.

[Casey_Winstead1]

I imagined it would have gone something like this . . .

https://youtu.be/52QdzF-TonQ

[anon55609254]