Pit Viper Shades condemns a homophobic Republican

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Isn’t she the “weak and gay” person? :roll_eyes: Idiot…

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Hmmm, according to this documentation right here (slaps paper, denoting authenticity), the only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.

(adds more Nazi motherfuckers to the goddamn list)

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“A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent” (1 Timothy 2:11-12)

Why does she hate the Jesus?

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Valentina Gomez is from Colombia. One day, she will find out that the right hates her, too.

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Also, this seems relevant.
https://www.mediaite.com/news/trump-dinner-guest-nick-fuentes-blames-israel-for-gay-porn-playing-during-his-live-stream/

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Nice writing.

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I like how she threw them in the garbage.

Maybe she could start a “boycott” campaign where other MAGA morons buy the glasses and throw them in the trash to show disapproval.

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Hey Rs, looks like an immigrant is trying trying to steal a job, you should really try to prevent that. /s

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TBH, anytime I see someone wearing sunglasses like that I assume they’re MAGA/MAGA-adjacent. Guess I should cut the company some slack.

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I just got back from the dentist, and those glasses look like the ones they put on me to keep the water from getting in my eyes. :thinking:

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Why do I get the feeling “the Woke eats (sic) their own” is not commentary about infighting but rather a conspiracy theory about literal baby-eating Satan-worshiping leftists?

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Oh! And here I was thinking fellatio and thanking the goddess I’m a liberal! :wink:

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But… but she says they “may have some differences”. Presumably loving Nazis is not one of them.

@Malarkey Well, surveys do show that those on the left don’t want anything to do, romantically, with those on the right. So it is at least also an oral sex reference, even if that’s not what was intended

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That style of glasses reminds me of an evolution the Oakley Blades, which we tended to refer to as Dorkleys.
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She sounds like a 12 year from the 90s.

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If they’re proudly wearing adult diapers at their savior’s rallies, they’ll “buy the glasses and throw them in the trash to show disapproval.”

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Dental Malpractice Attorneys Everywhere Recommend Pit Viper Shades!

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I guess Nicky can’t afford the 8 bucks for a blue check? Poor Nicky.

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