You might be alive, but youve still got to eat Hot Pockets for breakfast.
Yeah, that ainât living.
See? Proof that theyâre good for you! The ad copy practically writes itselfâŚ
The one time Hot Pockets werenât the cause of an wrecked toilet.
See! Marijuana is not only safe, but it saves lives, too!
(I can only assume the he was high as fuck. Because thereâs no other earthly reason to want Hot Pockets)
Stay home or go shopping â either way, hot pockets
I keep seeing this lately⌠is this like if I accidentally the whole bottle?
I canât imagine. And I thought I had a shitty day.
You accidentally the whole bottle too? What a coincidence! I did that, and then accidentally a 93MB of RARfile. Is it dangerous?
Insert Jim Gaffigan joke here.
Yup. I bet this is pretty much the only time that Hot Pockets have contributed a beneficial effect to anyoneâs health.
Depends. How is babby formed?
If he leaves them in the box without eating them, his life will be saved again.
If he gives them to a starving homeless person, another life will be saved.
Jason Darko.
I donât want to victim blame here, but this is the exact kind of reason you should spend that ten bucks a month on renterâs insurance.
Strength Through Slacking!
Iâd certainly be the last to deny that insurance has its uses(when it isnât trying to fuck you over; not that I have a long list of personal examples and an axe to grind that would make Paul Bunyan ask for something a little smaller); but Iâd hope that, in this case, the ultimate liability wouldnât be borne by the occupants of the demolished building.
Whether the crash turns out to be a âcontrolled flight into terrainâ, some sort of mechanical malfunction, or a medical occurence that compromised the pilot; a plane crashed into the building, so Iâd hope that any sparring over liability is between the various possible parties responsible for the planeâs trajectory, not the people and property it crashed into.
Having renterâs insurance might get him results faster, which makes a big difference if you donât have a comfortable cushion of savings to dip into; but if everyone on the plane side of the dispute manages to wriggle off the hook Iâd be deeply disappointed.
(Insurance would still be a good idea, given that âcatching fireâ or âflooding and toxic moldâ and similar are markedly more common than âdemolished in air crashâ; but since this case was âdemolished in air crashâ Iâd hope that it wouldnât be necessary, there is a clearly responsible party and it certainly isnât the hapless occupants.)
Plot twist: the hot pocket shows the face of Jesus. Praise!
