Polar bears hold Russian scientists hostage on tiny Arctic island

I’m guessing it’s mostly about the second one, and if that’s true, we’ll be facing a global polar bear insurgency in no time. Better appropriate another few trillion toward the military industrial complex in preparation for this new, ahem, “Cold War”.

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They better not be sending ketchup.

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Solution:

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They don’t look so dangerous to me…

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Real life is far stranger!

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/voytek.html

The idea of a fucking alcoholic Nazi-fighting bear is so awesome that you’d think it was something out of a bizarre cartoon or a Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie. It’s the sort of shit that, even with all of the historical evidence, seems too totally awesome to be true. The bear was a hero of World War II, and there are statues of him and plaques memorializing his brave service in Poland, Edinburgh, the Imperial War Museum in London, and the Canadian War Museum. Unbelieveable.

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