Sad, but demonstrably true.
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Right! The american dream is financial success: all wheel drive BMWs that never leave asphalt; while farmers drive beat up pick up trucks and work until their bodies give out.
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That chicken had a record as long as my arm, Iāll bet.
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Which came first, the chicken or the cop?
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Question was the chicken a reporter?
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If only.
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Fat chance of that happening. Not for one of The Heroes.
Cops are scum.
Yepā¦ I vote we follow this shithead around with a shovel and wait for him to commit a minor infraction.
Iād be in prison if I saw this happen because I WOULD attack the cop.
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Not that the definitions of such shitty things matter, but I believe those bits of a taser are called ābarbsā.
Iād literally celebrate if someone took a shovel to this guy.
Iām a member of Ferrets Anonymous. As a person who longs to once again have a pet ferret, and lives in California where they are illegal and may be taken from you (at one point they were then euthanized, now they get dropped over the border), I do realize this was really traumatic for the family.
That said, I hope people are reading the full article - not just the comments or the BB shorthand. The owner of the bird had already been told at a city council meeting to remove it and others from her premises. She was well-aware they broke the law (but says she found that out after purchasing them). She also wasnāt keeping them penned well - they were getting out.
When the officer was called, it was in response to a complaint that the bird was out, and he found it in a neighboring yard. He chased it from there back into the ownerās yard - where no one was home. He didnāt initially enter the back yard to go looking for the bird - he followed it there. He only killed the one bird that had gotten out - even though other illegal birds were penned in the yard, so clearly this wasnāt an officer looking to just wantonly kill all the illegal birds at the residence.
Also, he reported there were kids next door, and thatās why he didnāt use a gun (also, heād previously been called to handle other animals, like skunks, and treated this as a similar incident). He took the body with him, and it sounds like he dropped the head unintentionally. He wasnāt trying to cause the family undue pain.
So, while it may feel good to rally against this officer for āheartlessly killing that poor chickenā, itās probably a good idea to keep things in perspective. The woman compared the bird to puppy, and realistically speaking, a dog on the loose might also get killed. Most cities have leash laws.
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That is not his job. All your other words miss the point.
Iām sure Chief Chicken Killer can mount his own defense, o noble paladin.
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Absolutely ridiculous. I would like to see him pester that skunk.
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This asshole killed a harmless animal that posed a threat to no one, left no message that he had done so, left the head in the yard, when called by the father responded like a complete asshole āyup, any questionsā, andā¦ andā¦ he has in his possession a report that will outline ALLOWING residential chickens that he himself is giving to the city council, making the whole thing feel even more senseless.
But youāre absolutely right about keeping things in perspective. My perspective is heās a sadistic, irresponsible, stupid incompetent blowhard that should be fired immediately as a danger and embarrassment to his town. And yeah, Iāll be keeping that perspective I think.
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I believe the owners should have been responsible and ensured their animals were properly penned. On the other hand, a loose chicken does not constitute an immediate emergency requiring beating to death and decapitation. And he would have shot it if children hadnāt been playing in the next yard? Absolutely ridiculous.
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Well, hereās the problem with that argument. Even a dog in Atwater, MN can be killed by a total stranger (not even police, and not even threatening a human) under the right circumstances.
347.03. Dogs may be killed
Any owner or caretaker may kill any dog found chasing, injuring, or worrying sheep or other livestock or poultry owned by or in care of such owner or caretaker, on lands or premises owned or controlled by the owner or caretaker, and any owner or caretaker of sheep may kill any dog found on the ownerās or caretakerās premises where sheep are kept, not under human restraint or control.
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Amended by Laws 1986, c. 444.
Not only that, in the County of Kandiyohi (where Atwater is), they have given police control of animals on the loose. They have no separate Animal Control. Hereās the link. Articles (1 & 2) discuss the situation here. I definitely realize you may not interpret a chicken as ādangerousā - however, a neighbor called for police assistance, and there were children in the yard. We werenāt there, and donāt know what happened. (Fowl are considered ādomestic animalsā see: definitions: āiā)
To be clear: Iām not saying āOh yeah, he definitely should have shot that bird.ā Iām saying he was the person who was supposed to be called, and the person given the authority (since 2009, cutbacks anyone?) to handle out-of-control animals.
Maybe what this town really needs is an actual Animal Control department.
P.S. Raise your hands how many people calling this a āharmlessā bird have ever actually dealt with chickens? Seriously, have any of you ever actually hung around a few of them? I have a friend whose mom raises them to sell the eggs - chickens are not all ānice birdiesā.
While he killed the chicken the way millions of them are killed every year (decapitation), there should be a huge problem with accessing the property, and consequently handling then destroying that property, without a warrant. I guess my question would be did he have a warrant?
Bullshit. Iāve been around a half dozen different groups of chickens (of all different breeds) over the course of my life. My dad once had one that would literally peck at the door at night, then come in to warm up in front of the heater before roosting over a tub that was erected just for him. And that was a rooster.
Iāve also been around defensive cocks who try to peck at you or jump claws-first. While they might be dangerous to a child or a person laying on the ground, most of them are easily ādispatchedā by lobbing them away with your foot, or charging at them the way they do.
I understand that this is anecdote, no matter how much experience I have with them, but itās to balance out your own anecdotal account of, apparently, murderous chickens.
On the other hand, I have never heard of or seen a defensive hen.
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