Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/11/27/cops-sad-over-spilled-donuts-g.html
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Yes ,it is clear they care more about donuts.
I appreciate it when cops poke fun at their own stereotypes.
I think you meant to say “Donut scroll down if you donut want to see graphic images”
I can’t decide what I care less about, the grief of a cop or the wasting of Krispy Kreme donuts
like when they shot all the chocolate donuts?
Stop talking about those chocolate donuts, all donuts matter!
Calling 6-hour rule on those sweet Os.
Doughy lives matter!
This story is full of holes!
No need, they were full of holes already.
Clearly, the driver must’ve been white.
Said the police spokesperson, with a glazed look.
gluten- ?
Body cams OFF, people!
A pet boutique.
Cops.
Road-snack.
And what looks like a security TORX screw head tucked into “ENJOY” on the truck.
It’s all adding up.
So, now when one googles Brookhaven Georgia police the top news results are about these donuts.
Hmmm…
the five-second rule has nothing to do with bacteria and everything to do with human short-term memory – something that happened two seconds ago is still happening now in our minds, and something that’s still happening now can be reversed
Have they done anything recently in need of hiding, or are you just paranoid?
The officers who responded to the scene immediately suspected sabotage by the local Dunkn’ shop. They went there right after securing the scene to “investigate witnesses”.