Originally published at: Poop texture organized by similarity to UK chocolate brands | Boing Boing
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If it resembles a Curly Wurly you’ve got a problem, and then some.
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My last housemate was a nurse and she had the Bristol Stool Chart on a coffee mug.
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You don’t want a Bounty. Ever.
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I got a bad case of the Zagnut Bars today.
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Yorkie bars would be cause for serious concern
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Toblerone.
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Laffy-taffy, Twizzler, and Charleston Chew shapes are all signs you should go see a doctor right now.
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A finger of fudge is just enough…
Just as long as you know where it’s been!
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How urgently should I call the doctors for Fry’s Turkish Delight?
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It’s fairly smooth but that cuboid shape might mean you’re turning into a wombat.
Vet or doctor, but definitely call one of them.
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Okay, so you have a fever and…“Options”?
In the USA, this would be “Swiss Miss”.
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Showoff.
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Or if it’s foil-wrapped.
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What’s the Bristol Stool Chart equivalent of a Milky Bar? (Asking for an albino friend.)
