Poop texture organized by similarity to UK chocolate brands

[beschizza]

Originally published at: Poop texture organized by similarity to UK chocolate brands | Boing Boing

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[FGD135]

If it resembles a Curly Wurly you’ve got a problem, and then some.

[Tamsin_Bailey]

My last housemate was a nurse and she had the Bristol Stool Chart on a coffee mug.

[cannibalpeas]

[WebbieWebbster]

You don’t want a Bounty. Ever.

[Papasan]

I got a bad case of the Zagnut Bars today.

[NukeML]

Yorkie bars would be cause for serious concern

[Tamsin_Bailey]

Toblerone.

[bcsizemo]

@WebbieWebbster

You don’t want a Bounty. Ever.

And here I was thinking about the 4" Jawbreaker.

No kink shaming if that’s your thing…

[blackanvil]

Laffy-taffy, Twizzler, and Charleston Chew shapes are all signs you should go see a doctor right now.

[anothernewbbaccount]

A finger of fudge is just enough…

Cadbury's 'Finger of Fudge is Just Enough' 1979

Just as long as you know where it’s been!

[the_borderer]

How urgently should I call the doctors for Fry’s Turkish Delight?

[Tamsin_Bailey]

It’s fairly smooth but that cuboid shape might mean you’re turning into a wombat.
Vet or doctor, but definitely call one of them.

[knoxblox]

Okay, so you have a fever and…“Options”?

In the USA, this would be “Swiss Miss”.

[euansmith]

[Tamsin_Bailey]

Showoff.

[euansmith]

[RickMycroft]

Or if it’s foil-wrapped.

[anothernewbbaccount]

What’s the Bristol Stool Chart equivalent of a Milky Bar? (Asking for an albino friend.)

[NukeML]

Does size matter?