Originally published at: Poor Mark Zuckerberg compares looking at messages to getting "punched in the stomach" (video) | Boing Boing
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He speaks like a man who’s never been punched in the stomach but then I look at him and know that can’t be right…
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How can this post lack contact info for Zuckerberg?
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Poor Mark Zuckerberg compares looking at messages to getting “punched in the stomach”
So it’s working, good.
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Not entirely sure about that…
Wake me up when he says “I now know that getting punched in my stomach is nothing like looking at my messages”
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With a face like that, why would anyone aim for the stomach?
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For the soft spots you can use your hand, for the hard parts you want a utensil.
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Does any part of that face look hard to you? His exoskeleton is all cartilage.
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There is no violin small enough for me to play on behalf of this jerk.
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To avoid touching the exposed gelatinous semi-solid which covers his carbon-fiber frame with your bare hands.
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Preferably a rusty spoon.
“Why a rusty spoon, brother?” “So It’ll HURT MORE!”
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Get fucked, Zuck.
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He needs to be punched a bit further south.
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… as well.
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“[I] wake up in the morning, look at my phone to get a million messages … It’s almost like every day you wake up and you’re like punched in the stomach,”
…and so I wind up texting back “Geez, Mom. Can’t you back off for just one day?”
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Yeah, both works for me.
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Imagine being an employee and not being a boss/owner, and actually having to reply to them, bud!
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That sounds terrible. He should find a different job.
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Here’s a short primer on Quiet Title actions in Hawai’i, if anyone cares to know how complicated this stuff is (93 pages). Zuck bought land from one party (who had title to the land), but proceeded to Quiet Title to try to ascertain who else might have a claim on the land so that those people could get paid for it.
Dude’s an ass, maybe he’s even an ass for buying that much land on Kauai, but he’s not an ass for trying to figure out who might have a claim on the property so they can their rights adjudicated.
