Beija-flor
Once again my Excellent Restaurant and Tropical Fruit Bar for Fine Birds was visited only by the marmosets.
But luckily the little monkeys liked the menu and I believe they gave it a good rating on TripAdvisor.
pure evil
Pure awesome…unless you’re a tarantula.
Schmidt is great (and local). The fact is you pretty much have to hold them and jab their sting into your own flesh intentionally (a la Schmidt) to actually get stung. I’ve walked through swarms of them unmolested.
Yeah, it’s a great thing they seem so damn chill because getting stung sounds excruciating… though brief, at least (5 minutes).
If Mona lives to ripe old age, I won’t be the only one putting her in my will, my three-year-old son will have to as well.
Very good friends of mine were given a parrot not long after getting married, and they had to put him in their will too. Those guys can live 90 years.
That would be the opportunity to work some sort of reverse parrot sketch into the will…
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