Postal Inspector has a magical day at Disney's Animal Kingdom

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The USPS inspectors have an amazing wide jurisdiction, case in hand, my childhood Father guardian committed mail fraud starting in the early 70’s [massively] and they chased him till the day he died in 2001, and to my knowledge he was still doing it when he passed…

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This could have been Beverly Hills Cop 3: The Magic Kingdom’s awesome shoot-out scene, or the next Lethal Weapon. Dan Glover can do his too old for this shit line on Big Thunder.

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Hell yeah they do.

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Pictured: the fugitive, Quashon Burton

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That sounds like it’d make a good TV series…

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I am glad, because I am one of the folks who had to jump through extra hoops for a year and a half after the fact to prove I was who I was and that I was eligible for Pandemic Unemployment Assistance, including having a phone interview with an appointed judge. Fuck this guy, and anyone else who scammed the pandemic financial emergency rollout.

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Postal Service never gives up and Baskin Robins always finds out.

Truths some people just forget.

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I’m sure when a criminal puts easily identified marks on themselves they appreciate it.

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Like postage stamps?

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Hm! Surprising how long this was on!

I was thinking from the other way, though… a post office criminal on the lam form the post office police!

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Rubber stamps! Haven’t you ever played “post office”?

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His mistake was heading to Disney World. He was supposed to go to Dizz Knee Land.

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It is pleasing to read about people being arrested who should totally be arrested for once.

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I stole a ‘no longer available’ stamp from the office to give to my friends for their engagement party. It was a big hit in the club that we went to, as it saved a lot of confusion.

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If I was facing arrest, I would apply a sticker saying, “Do not bend, fold, spindle or mutilate.”

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