(Potentially) Unpopular Opinions, Jinxes, and Horcruxes Thread

So does stilton.

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American cheese is people!

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can i get an introduction?

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If I had it my way, all commercial packaging for American cheese-like product would have a yuge Donald Trump face on the front.

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I didn’t think the trailers for Sausage Party were funny.

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Anchorman, Zoolander, There’s Something About Mary, and most of the rest of the Stiller/Farrell/Sandler “Stupidity to the point of absurdity” movies aren’t funny.

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I just think they play it too safe. They seem to limit themselves to exhaustively panel-tested, docile combinations of only the most popular ingredients–chocolate, vanilla, caramel, coffee etc. The only outlier in their portfolio is their rum raisin, which is eat-the-whole-damn-pint delicious. Add a minced sprig of spearmint and presto! Mojito ice cream.

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I think their chocolate has very weak flavor and their chocolate chips taste like wax. I have destroyed pints of the mint chip, however my shame after the fact is not restricted to how gross I feel.

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Except for the flour, and the salt, and the lipid, you’ve just described bread.

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Too many people agree in this thread; it should be renamed “the secret opinions we all share thread”

ETA Did not mean to reply to you directly. Sorry.

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If any opinions get more than 5 Likes, they should be disqualified.

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Ack! Too far! /runs away screaming

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You should also have to actually hold the opinion, not just think up the looniest stuff you can.

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I suspect they use Dutched cocoa, the most docile form of cocoa known to the human palate.

Further evidence that HG can make enlivening flavors was their now-discontinued (surprise!), five-ingredient ginger ice cream from four or five years ago. I’m a ginger-holic and that was not a timid pint. Divine.

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I am a “foodie” who loves to go out with friends for big dinners, loves to try and sample lots of different things, and has a great fondness for Spanish tapas.

All that said, I am goddam tired of “small plates / sharing menus” being the standard at new restaurants these days. No, a grilled oyster is not something I can share with four people. No, a $20 burger topped with foie gras is not ‘tapas’. I want my own plate with my own food that I can eat as much of as I want.

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Dammit, I’m 40% ginger, how did I miss that?

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Slightly OT

Except for Georgia asphalt.

a darlin got me hotter than that once. It was neat

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One more like and you’re out😉

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Thats you so to be gone then.

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Bye bye

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