Poultry shaming: Cultural Revolution confessions for chickens and roosters


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Meanwhile, somewhere on a poultry-focused bulletin board, pictures are being posted of humans who have backyard chickens with signs around their neck: "I don't clean the hen house very often" "I buy the cheapest possible food" and "I don't let the chickens out enough."


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'I never cross the road.'


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I told everybody that the sky is falling.


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Dogs don't eat their own poop. It is the one thing they will not eat. They might eat another dog's poop, but not their own.


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Would you tell my dog that? Please?


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'I chase cock all day long.'


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I came first.


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I love it. This one is mine, though she is a different breed: Complaining Loudly


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Spoiler Alert: Roosters crow all the time. All day long and all night long. They're good for two things: fertilizing eggs and Coq au Vin.


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'I let dinosaur-gait researchers stick a toilet plunger on my butt'.


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Lookit me, I'm a highly evolved dinosaur who's survived extinction by being dumb and tasty. You hoomans are also a funny lot, shaming me when you're just trying to fatten me up to eat anyway.


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