Waste not, want not. As the local folks used to say, “use everything but the oink.”
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The investigators have 1500 years of history?? Goddamn vampire archaeologists.
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I’d watch that movie on an international flight.
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I’m pretty sure the snake went in through the rear end. Question is: dead or alive.
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It was probably one of those - “here, hold my beer and watch this…” type moments. Idiot Texan cavemen.
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Maybe the person was simply using the fang as a toothpick and swallowed it by accident. That makes at least as much sense as intentionally swallowing it, peyote or not.
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Paleo was … not quite what I’d envisioned it was …
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Well, if you can eat enough peyote to get high, you can probably eat almost anything. Peyote is incredibly vile shit. And you have to eat enough to vomit for it to work its ‘magic’. That’s another supposedly fun thing I’ll never do again.
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I’d watch that movie on my phone.
My recollection of the eating of whole venomous snakes in Thailand suggests:
1% “Ritual Purposes” *
99% drunk as f@&k, probably shouldn’t be allowed to choose what goes in mouth
* where “Ritual Purposes” = “My brother’s cousin’s husband’s uncle says it will make your dick grow bigger.”
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“They were all in love with dying. They were doing it in Texas.”
Precognition courtesy of the Butthole Surfers.
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maybe this was a prehistoric version of the college Chad drinking a goldfish?
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This is actually a good, informative (and very enjoyable) primer:
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For what it’s worth, there are also reports of people recreationally ingesting snake venom by being intentionally bitten.
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…and then he lived to poop it.
There fixed it for you.
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