President of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints: stop saying "Mormon" or "LDS Church"

MormonBoyz

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Where the man goes up into the other man. Repeatedly. Vigorously. Enthusiastically.

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Be careful what you do, think, and say. You will be held accountable for all your wrong doings.

Yep. That’s been in the works for a while. NoI members take Dianetics then Scientology courses, and Farrakhan pockets a commission on each one.


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More nuts, same size bag.

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We’re going to need a bigger nutsack.

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Damn, that’s pretty goddamn messed up.

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If I don’t want to give Satan the win how do I verbally direct people to our two primary websites without using the “M” word or the “L” acronym?

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My Mormon friends like to be called “Mormons”, when they ask to be called “Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints,” I’ll do that because everyone gets to be called what they want to be called.

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Using common nicknames such as “Mormon church,” “LDS Church” or the “Church of the Latter-day Saints,” Nelson said, “ … is a major victory for Satan.”

Well then, I guess they are gonna hear the word Mormon a bunch more.

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Instead of Mormon we now would prefer to be called Ziontologists

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That’s pretty good…

snl-stefon-laughs-more

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thechurchofjesuschristoflatterdaysaints.org” redirects to …

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He seems more the magic thong type.

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If she were still alive, this would really piss off my favorite LDS entertainer, Ethel. Ethel Mormon.

“There’s no business like show business, like no business I know…”

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Is that what it says in the Moronic Texts?

Mormons, Mormons, Mormons.

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Only if it makes him look taller.

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Thank you! It’s the little things that make my job wonderful.

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Well, I can’t really take credit on this one. This was all Bob down in shipping and receiving. This is his first major project in the executive training program, and he’s done a spectacular job. I’ll pass along your kudos.

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