And there was probably an American flag hanging in the room too.
Off topic, but I’ve been trying to remember the name of that book from my childhood off and on for weeks, and then there it is! Animalia.
Full disclosure, but there’s a good chance I’d get it wrong too… but I’m not surrounded by the American flag in my life, much less at this very moment.
He’s obviously far less at home in a classroom environment than Melania and she doesn’t even know that you’re supposed to let the kids see the pictures when you’re reading them a Dr. Seuss book.
If this administration had any knowledge of history they could spin this by saying “the president may not know how to color a picture, but he knows what makes a nation great.”
How dare you impugn the undeniable coolness of Zaphod!
Zaphod was a much better president than tRump. Zaphod just stole a spaceship and had some fun. He didn’t go around pretty much destroying the galaxy on purpose.
He keeps subjecting himself to his intellectual bettors. He ought to hang out with someone who’s able to make him look smart in comparison. Maybe slime molds, or parasitic fly larvae.