Prison pen is bendy, "non-lethal"


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Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/03/16/prison-pen-is-bendy-non-let.html


#2

If I braid twenty or thirty together, can I make a garrote?


#3

There's this also. Not much penetration:


#4

Is that Donald Trump's official pen?


#5

Ha! Perhaps unofficial; he wouldn’t want to validate the tiny hands stories, you know.


#6

Only if I agree on the target victim. Hm. Who could it be?
Who?
Could?
It?
Be?


#7

Only for those who lack creativity.


#8

Too thick, it would be like you writing with a pringles can.


#9

Well, it is only mightier than a bendy sword...


#10

It's amazing what some of those prison folks can do with a seemingly harmless array of common objects.


#11

#12

This is why he'd love a tiny pen! It'd make his hands look normal-sized.


#13

I stand corrected.


#14

Just require that anyone who uses a pen or pencil in prison has to do that rubber pencil illusion at all times:


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#16

Somehow I suspect a few dozen wraps with wet toilet paper, allowed to dry, will make this a perfectly functional shiv.


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#17

For the entrepreneur who wants to make a killing in the marketplace: Viagra Ball Point Ink !!!!!11!11!!!!


#18

If I melt it, will it harden when it cools?


#19

Those things make wicked whips!


#20

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