Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/03/16/prison-pen-is-bendy-non-let.html
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If I braid twenty or thirty together, can I make a garrote?
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Is that Donald Trump’s official pen?
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Ha! Perhaps unofficial; he wouldn’t want to validate the tiny hands stories, you know.
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Only if I agree on the target victim. Hm. Who could it be?
Who?
Could?
It?
Be?
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Only for those who lack creativity.
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Too thick, it would be like you writing with a pringles can.
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Well, it is only mightier than a bendy sword…
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It’s amazing what some of those prison folks can do with a seemingly harmless array of common objects.
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This is why he’d love a tiny pen! It’d make his hands look normal-sized.
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I stand corrected.
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Just require that anyone who uses a pen or pencil in prison has to do that rubber pencil illusion at all times:
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Somehow I suspect a few dozen wraps with wet toilet paper, allowed to dry, will make this a perfectly functional shiv.
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For the entrepreneur who wants to make a killing in the marketplace: Viagra Ball Point Ink !!!11!11!!!
If I melt it, will it harden when it cools?
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Those things make wicked whips!
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