Privileged rioter breaks into Capitol, then cries about getting maced

Mao: Revolution is not a dinner party…

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What!? They didn’t welcome you with coffee and pie.

The manners of some people.

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Gandhi: Fuck this bitch. Mace her again.

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The Trump Private Army really needs to revise their Delta Force training.

Most actual service people have to go though the tear gas chamber training in basic.

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“Armed terrorists storm the nation’s legislature building in a plot to abduct political leaders and their staff as part of a coup to nullify the results of the recent election. The election was noted by authorities for having the largest turnout and most secure in the nation’s history. For the past 2 months, the nation’s leader, after losing the election, had attempted to overturn the results, resorted to violence to secure power.”

Prior to yesterday, that would have applied to developing countries of dystopian SF.

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Correct. They are insurrectionists, traitors. Failed coup attempts have consequences – except for American Exceptionalists, apparently, How many traitors will walk the streets feeling justified in their perfidy because they escape punishment?

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And if you post it 20 more times, I will heart it 20 more times.

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Fred Rogers (in Daniel Tiger voice): That’s what you get for being a terrorist.

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Top ten funniest punchlines of all time:

  1. We’re storming the Capital. It’s the Revolution.
  2. The Aristocrats
    etc.
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Which is less of a threat to the nation than saying than saying that Black lives matter

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A guy passing a bad check, showing concern for a baby in the backseat of a car or setting a garbage can on fire-summary execution by police

A guy who points an assault rifle at random members of a crowd and murders 2 unarmed people-self defense

People carrying explosives and storming a government building with the intention of holding lawmakers and their staff hostage and overturning the duly elected leaders-Walk away scott free.

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So she admits to having broken into our house yesterday? Send her the bill for the damage, including the deep cleaning costs.

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Ah ah
Do Mase got the ladies?
Do Puff drive Mercedes?
Take hits from the 80’s?
But do it sound so crazy?

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I believe the quote you are looking for is “more hair than wit”, courtesy of Mercedes Lackey.

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What a golden opportunity for this gif.

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Good news, Elizabeth from Knoxville! Linn Wood just called, and he wants to represent you in your lawsuit against the government!

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I did see one person carrying a pitch fork with a US flag attached. Guessing they drove in and not by plane.

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