Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/04/14/wrestling-an-essential-servi.html
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“My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined…”
Dafuq!?!?
As a Floridian, I’d like to see Gov. DeSantis participating in a WWE event. Now that would be essential.
They are completely beyond satire. If this was an Onion story it would be a little too far out of touch with reality to be funny.
OK, you got what you wanted.
You got your moment.
What are you going to do with it?
Yeah, if only we could have content delivered to us by that newfangled “cable” idea, or that computery interconnection thingie the military keeps promising.
It would be scripted so that he would come out of it unharmed.
I’d love to see a Gov. DeSantis commissioned pie chart of essential Florida business.
Florida man gonna florida. (“Florida” absolutely needs to be a verb, now.)
Catalan has ya covered…
“to become mouldy/moldy”
Well, it’s almost, metaphorically, the right meaning…
It’s unfair because the people hurt are disproportionately going to be people who just happen to know or be relatives of professional “wrestling” fans. Still, as good a moment as any to stop including those people in your lives.
This is absolutely the craziest fucking thing I may have ever seen
checks article 2 newer- Trump defunding WHO in middle of pandemic to deflect blame
Well…damn. Trumped by Trump.
Still, this is, on a scale of 1 to potato stupid, this is potatoes nuts