Although Adrian Paul was fine in the 90’s…
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Russia’s acting talent was boosted immensely when they gave citizenship to Gérard Depardieu.
This kind of brings them back down to where they were before.
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Wasn’t Bardot going to get Russian citizenship too?
Appropriately - a thread of badly photoshopped stills of Steven with guns replaced with innocuous items.
http://oppositelock.kinja.com/preview/abovethelol-1768966938
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Sending all the crazies to Russia doesn’t seem like such a bad idea.
######(except maybe if you’re Russian, sorry tovarisch!)
…Lambert was better in the 80s. 
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While I went on to see Letters from a Dead Man, Comissar, and Man with the Movie Camera, my introduction to Russian cinema was an English dub of Ilya Muromet. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilya_Muromets_(film)
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Define “popular.”
How about a Kickstarter to buy him a damn plane ticket?
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I met him a few years ago at a comic con, where he signed my Highlander series box set; trust me, he’s still fine now. 
Sure, he looks a bit older, but the years have been kind to him.
“There can be only one…”
But of course.
Edited because I mispelled Highlander.
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Hey, I saw him too at a comic-con and got his autograph. He was super nice and chit chatted with me and my kid. I did tell him my story about growing my hair out.
And yeah, he has kept him self up.
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I hate to be the one to tell you, but comic cons are notorious for scams like that. 
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You’re right. I mistyped it. It’s fixed now. Hey, it was late at night, I was tired, and I was using my phone. No need to lose my head over it. 
@Mister44: he was super nice to me too. 
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Another pun-friendly action star of the era…
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I don’t know if I would be pissed or thrilled to get like a Chinese knock of of Highlander…
OH - in college, on an old Amiga, I made a short Highlander animation. I have a copy of it on VHS somewhere, and some where probably have the Amiga files on floppy - but have no idea if I could get them read on something today.
This would have been all hand drawn WITH A MOUSE in a paint like program.
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It wasn’t a knockoff. I actually got it from the official merch company (they had a great deal); though I can’t recommend dealing with them as they will keep calling you back to try and persuade you to buy more merch. 
Mine was a one-time splurge and I eventually persuaded them to quit calling me.
I can’t say whether or not the Chinese knock offs are any good. I’m a little curious, since I already own seasons one and two of Twin Peaks and the only way to get a separate pilot is to get a Chinese release. I haven’t tried yet.
…and bringing us back to topic (before Falcor notices): will Steven Segall bootlegs now be Russian?
In Deluxe Paint? I remember doing some crude animations in it on an Amiga 1000.
(What thread is this? Oh Steven Seagal, action films… Got it, carry on…)
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Yes, I think so… so long ago.
I wish Segal would give me one of his Katanas so I could be like a real Highlander. The immortal - not the Scottish clans who used European swords.
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Is it pedophilia or garden variety sexual assault segael is guilty of?
Smorgasbord.
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Gratsi. Knew he was a scumbag for something involving his beanpole but forgot what.
