Originally published at: Russian president Vladimir Putin gives Steven Seagal an award for being there | Boing Boing
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TBF, that describes his entire career. He’s the martial arts opposite of Jackie Chan, who is never still.
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America gets the real prize, not having to put up with this fascist-loving blowhard.
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Although Seagal moves as little as possible, he has stirred himself to endorse the war by visiting the occupied Donbas and appearing on Russian television to denounce Ukraine. He previously declared that the annexation of Crimea was “very reasonable”.
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It’s weird how many conservative boomers are offered and accept “participation awards”.
It’s always projection…
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Kids these days get participation awards. Boomers get lifetime achievement awards. Big difference.
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Where’s mine? I’ve been here all these years.
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You can tell a lot about a person by the company they choose to keep.
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I liked the Peter Sellers version better.
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Isn’t that the same version? 
(Melvyn Douglas won the Best Supporting Actor Oscar).
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Admittedly, I never bothered to fill out the application for mine
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Steven Seagal: Friend of Russia, Foe of all-you-can-eat buffets worldwide.
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The original Gravy SEAL.
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Also you can tell a lot about Steven Seagal by what an enormous asshole he’s been all his life.
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I was talking about Putin 
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Seagal is such a legendary “tough guy” that it would be nice to see Putin send him to the front lines in Ukraine to save Russia.
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Parachute him in as airburst ordnance.
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