Unreactive Armour.
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Even in a still picture he appears to be stiller than Putler or the table, or the chairs, or any non moving object in the picture!!!
He should be the ISS (International Stillness Standard), at least that would make him useful.
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Does this involve force-feeding Seagal a gallon of Texas chili? Because I’m ok with that…
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Looks like the black hair dye industry is still thriving there though the quality is suspect.
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The way things are going in Russia, he probably has to import it via Turkey or Kazakhstan.
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I think Seagal relies on the Italian Connection for his supply.
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He has tank experience, from when he was playing police with Arpaio:
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