“Accomplished” martial artist (like his friend Vladimir Putin) Steven Seagal believes Russian and Ukraine are one family. Says an outside entity is provoking the two countries to fight.
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For some reason I don’t think the Ukrainians feel the same way.
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Steven SeagalSlavering Piece of Human Garbage says Russia and Ukraine are one family
Fixed it.
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So Seagal’s not the guy to get close enough to solve the problem.
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If Russia and Ukraine are a “family” then Russia is the physically abusive spouse who wants to drag his estranged wife back home against her will years after she left him.
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Stevie, you were always a phony and a shill.
Even your ex-wife of 9 years thinks you’re pathetic
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There’s a pattern here. Women talk about repeated sexual harassment. Guys say he’s nowhere near as tough as he says he is. Well, and Ronda Rousey says she’d kick his ass. I believe her.
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Steven Seagal Area cosplayer says Russia and Ukraine are one family
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In a desperate move, an increasingly frazzled Putin will order Seagal dropped on Kyiv in lieu of pricier munitions. As a weapon, he is loud, toxic, and unsettling but also fragile and outdated.
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It’s all good as long as they drop him from high enough
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Speaking of Seagal bombs…
I can’t see a Seagal story without linking to one of two things: Ignatiy Vishnevetsky’s absolutely savage AV Club review of Seagal as an actor and a human being, and/or this gif of an awkwardly dancing bear chasing a nice lady.
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Why isn’t this Russian citizen with massive special operations experience on the front lines?
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“Former celebrity has an opinion about something”
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Did you know that Steven Seagal wrote a book? A really, really bad book about magical Native Americans fighting the Deep State?
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