Putin has no opinion on proposal to be renamed "Supreme Leader"

All people who want to be supreme leaders should also be given the title of head guillotine tester, with excellent promotion prospects to beheaded guillotine tester.

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We could make a whole list of titles for kings who didn’t want people to call them kings

Führer
Lord Protector
Caliph
Pope

Gadhafi just went by “Colonel,” didn’t he?

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The only thing I’m thankful for is that evil lately seems to be incredibly obvious and stupid.

Putin is human garbage

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I fear the Trump I, the First In His Name rebuttal.

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Putin… the richest man on Earth. Trump’s hero.

This is what Trump aspires to. Total control and an oligarchical kleptocracy.

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That doesn’t stop it from being dangerous. We need to keep united against it.

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Trump and Putin will eventually merge together and be called “World Control”, as when Dr. Forbin’s Colossus and the Soviet’s Guardian hooked up.

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Make mine a Supreme Leader with loads of Peach dressing. I prefer it impeached.

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Great analogy.

For drumpf, I propose Imperial Wizard
Or possibly Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler.

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An ugly combo could be TrumPutin… but Putin would have none of that.

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I learned most of my history during in school suspensions, since they did not think someone could enjoy reading all day.

Nowadays they’d probably charge me with battery and ship my ass to a for profit group home if I dared punch out a bully.

All children are left behind by the current system, either by being too busy to think or because they can barely breathe with the boot on their neck.

We will regret not teaching an entire generation about the Holocaust, East Germany’s Stasi, or that anyone who identifies both as a nationalist and a socialist is incredibly dangerous.

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But only STEM education is legitimate, and everything else must be budget-starved till it dies off, remember?

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If someone claims to be an accelerationist but can’t tell you what the invisible committee is they’re probably just a dangerous sociopath who wants to see the world burn

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Nope.

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Probably doesn’t work in the context of the ongoing marriage of convenience between the state and the Orthodox Church.

They certainly aren’t going to demand any actually inconvenient adherence to theoretically important Christian principles so long as Caesar continues to provide them with such perks; but if you want to keep the local church on side you can’t really go any further than allowing it to be broadly claimed that you are chosen and/or anointed by God. Claims to personally be God are just a little too overt.

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I don’t see that particular combination resulting in dramatic breakthroughs in mathematics or a strict-but-potentially-defensible-on-radically-utilitarian-grounds foreign and domestic policy coming out of the fusion you propose.

Colossus wasn’t exactly all heart; but it was likely a stable genius(a testament to Dr. Forbin’s skill; given that vacuum tube computers that are deliberately sealed away from maintenance techs would normally be expected to have a MTBF somewhat less than that of unrefrigerated sushi…)

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Just you wait. After he’s exonerated, you will be shocked all over again. Everything that seemed unthinkable will be reality in 2020.

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A cutlass Supreme leader is just a regular cutlass with sour cream dumped in the transaxle

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Or we could call him
fearless

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Trump can be the Hindmost.