Originally published at: Putin's inordinately long meeting tables mocked | Boing Boing
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testament to his leadership that he has to be afraid of his inside circle killing him.
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He doesn’t want anyone putting a briefcase near him.
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Well, the other end of the table is where the trap doors are. I wouldn’t want to sit down there either.
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“I SAID, ‘CAN YOU PASS THE SALT?’”
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Da, comrade! Here is polon-- I mean SALT!
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Long table is looong!
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He must use Garrett Morris as an interpreter.
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Sorry, comrade…SALT expiration date pass in 1985. 
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More interesting to me is that he dosen’t hide this practise, which suggests fear.
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He’s only paranoid about COVID because he’s unvaccinated. He’s unvaccinated because he doesn’t trust anyone to give his an injection, because he’s paranoid about being poisoned. Which is entirely justified.
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I wonder if Putin got inspiration from this.
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Vladdie your nobody’s Daddie
You keep shootin but your just Pootin
The oligarchs are crying your soldiers are dying your money is saying bye bye’n and now your nuts are frying
It’s a work in progress…
Please add a line if you are inclined…
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Dr. Freud would you care to venture an opinion about the extraordinary length of Mr. Putins table?
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It’s not a briefcase he ought to worry about, he’s got at least one pen in front of him, and it doesn’t require much Novichok spayed onto it before he gets there…
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Cribbing from Kid Creole:
They say that all is fair in love and war
And child believe it
When mama stayed in Saint Tropez
She had a fall or two
And I’m telling it to you straight
So you don’t have to hear it in another way
Oh Vladdy, I’m not your daddy
Oh Vladdy, I’m not your daddy
See if I was in your blood
Then you wouldn’t be so ugly
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Live by the Novichok, die by the Novichok?
Doesn’t have quite the same ring as the Gospel of Matthew, but it’ll do.
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Well, it is either the incredibly long table and / or the disinfectant tunnel.
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Does he make them nebulize hydrogen peroxide and shine a light up their blowhole?
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Pooty has gone full Howard Hughes. You never go full Howard Hughes.
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