Pyongyang responds to Breitbart resignations


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This not frunny.


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Oh yes it is.


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"The lies of the venomous she-bitch Michelle Fields "

Thems fighting words!


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PYONGYANG (KCNA) — In condemnation of a treacherous sycophant, a special tribunal demanded that a stern judgment should be meted out to the anti-party, counter-revolutionary faction led by Japhroaig.

Absolute is the trust of the army and people of the DPRK in its ability to vanquish Japhroaig, the enemy of the party, revolution and people and heinous betrayer of the nation.

These crimes will be admitted to, following which hurrahs for the Workers’ Party of Korea and socialism will reverberate far and wide.

Japhroaig brought together undesirable forces and formed a faction as the boss of a modern day factional group for a long time and thus committed such hideous crime as attempting to overthrow the state by all sorts of intrigues and despicable methods with a wild ambition to grab the supreme power of our party and state.

Japhroaig has confessed to arrogant remarks inspired by Kim Jong Un’s laying of stumbling blocks in the way of grabbing the power of the party and state.

Japhroaig is bereft of any political logic, drenched various parts of the world in blood, and has had their true colors glaringly revealed.

Japhroaig was so reckless with his greed for power that he persistently worked to stretch tentacles even to the People’s Army with a foolish calculation that a coup could be staged if the army were mobilized.

Abusing the honor of often accompanying Kim Jong Un during his field guidance, Japhroaig tried hard to create illusion about him by projecting himself internally and externally as a special being on a par with the headquarters of the revolution.

All facts go to clearly prove that Japhroaig is a thrice-cursed traitor without an equal in the world, who had desperately worked for years to destabilize and bring down the DPRK. The hateful and despicable nature of these anti-party, anti-state and unpopular crimes will be fully disclosed in the course of the trial. No matter how much water flows under the bridge and no matter how frequently a generation is replaced by new one, the lineage of Paektu will remain unchanged and irreplaceable.

No one in the world can stand in the way of the army and people who are advancing single-mindedly united around supreme leader Kim Jong Un under the banner of great Kimilsungism-Kimjongilism.


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Band name?


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Do unicorn executions not amuse you?


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Meanwhile, Our Pugnacious Leader’s neighbor published a Trump-themed editorial today; quite entertaining.

(Sorry, couldn’t resist posting about the Trump op-ed. To get back on topic: Breitbart’s editor-at-large Joel Pollak wrote a hit piece on the two quitters, which accidentally got published – and quickly withdrawn – that truly has to be read to be believed. Here’s a Gawker article, which includes a link to archive.org’s capture of Pollak’s…erm, writing. Who did a better job of dissing them – the commies or the fascists? You be the judge…)


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I’d go with band name: Thrice Cursed Traitor
First album: Without An Equal
Second album: Undesirable Forces (could be a sophmore slump, ya know)
Third album: Blood-drenched world (eh, just 'cuz)


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Despite candidates' promises, Americans know elections cannot really change their lives. Then, why not support Trump and vent their spleen?

That was more entertaining than I thought it would be.


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My new mantra.


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