Doesn’t a proper Cheese Steak involve Cheeze Product™? Aren’t I most thrilled when the Cheese Steak is Improper™? 
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Shouldn’t the house be fairly sound, since they’ve been working on it for 12+ years? Isn’t it hard to fix up everything when you have 3 home-schooled daughters and are somewhat active is soc-justice circles so that only one parent has a paying job at a time?
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To perform in the window-cum-tv for TV Turn-off Week?
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Can’t you get them “wit Whiz” or “witout”?
Wasn’t it “wit onions” and “witout”? 
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Don’t I Need Uhura – they give us love???
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Isn’t the steak really shavings of beef, and the cheese really a “cheese” sauce (and more like American cheese than real cheese), and aren’t there grilled onions and green peppers, and isn’t it served on a long bagette-like (but still VERY American) bun, and isn’t it very messy?
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Is Pat’s better than Geno’s? Or is Geno’s better that Pat’s? Is Pat the King of Steaks?
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Isn’t a proper cheese steak around 75% grease? Except maybe in Rittenhouse Square, where they fry their cheesesteaks in artisinal avocado oil?
And isn’t the worst part about going to S. 9th street to get a proper cheesesteak that it is impossible to avoid stopping in at Fante’s and buying some kitchenware?
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Doesn’t that sound great to try?
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Who would fry in avocado oil? Or isn’t that a green ‘unstable’ oil better to be used cold? But does a bit less grease than 75% sound good?
Good kitchenware stores, are they heaven or hell?
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Oh, don’t I wish I could go back to my first cheese steak? What a wonderful experience you’re sure to have, can you make it to Philly to really do it right with birch beer?
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Pat’s > Geno’s, but isn’t it all really about where you went first? Who can be objective?
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Is 85.3 miles too much to just drive right now? Like, right now right now?
Wait, is Pat’s even open?
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Do cheesesteaks taste better than they look?
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Is there a number higher than yes X infinity?
They look like they met the business end of a lawnmower that then got hauled through a grease trap, but… damn.
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Did you know that Pat’s and Geno’s are open 24/7?
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Very high smoke point?
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