Why, Ralph, WHY!?!?!?!?
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Was it-a spicy pie-uh?
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No, not the whole pie, but wasn’t it a large piece, and a la mode at that?
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So…fresh, not out of date?
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a la mode – does that mean with beard, or was there a bird on it?
(is that still a thing? have my references gone the way of the Hupmobile?)
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Who else should we start “Why (or why not)” threads for?
Princess Pricklepants? Vermin Supreme? Rocky Anderson? Buddy Roemer? John McAfee? Dennis Kucinich? Larry Lessig?
Does it matter if they aren’t running for anything?
Whatever happened to Americans Elect?
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Mimi Soltysik? Zoltan Istvan?
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Why (or why not) season trolls [respond to them] for the dragon? Why (or why not) eat sock puppets warm? Why (or why not) murder the squirrels pillaging my pear tree? Am I confused? Do I not understand this "why (or why not) thing? Has the questions thread finally gotten to me? Am I currently on a highway in my underpants? Aren’t I too young for this? Is the design of the prostate a evolutionary failure? Who are you people? What am I doing here? What do you want from me!?!!?
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Why would there be any question?
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“Which of the universally excellent reasons is the one you favor most?”
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Hmmm… isn’t one of these questions quite unlike the others? 
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Just one?
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Did you guys hear the Pricklepants Corollary “Everything is improved if you add a hedgehog” was finally proved by The Little Hedgehog Mermaid?
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Euh, sorry. Yes?
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Yes, I think so, but is the first one not the best?
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Since we already published the first one on FB/Twitter/etc., wasn’t it really too late to ask?
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