IS THIS WHERE I GO TO YELL ABOUT “WHAT THE FUCK, PEOPLE? STOP THINKING DONALD TRUMP IS USEFUL AND STOP FUCKING SHOOTING EACH OTHER YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKWITS!”?
Asking for a friend.
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Is that like a rat king?
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He has some good ideas though, right (apparently)?
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Would you care to elaborate?
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Wasn’t I just speaking in a general, non-evidence based way?
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Possibly, but wouldn’t it require a team of investigators in Hawaii to make sure?
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You guys are gonna make me use up my likes in this thread this morning aren’t you?
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Would be something we’d… like?
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Later on, when I’m freaking out about the color of my pee, will someone please remind me that I used the juicer this morning, and threw a bunch of beets, some blueberries and a carrot in the hopper?
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Didn’t you know beets will do that? Didn’t I freak out a bit the first time I noticed it having had a kidney stone in the past?
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Although I’m totally aware of the effects that beets can have on one’s bodily wastes, don’t I sometimes forget it for a minute and go into panic mode?
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Isn’t asparagus much more fun for the bright yellow-green color and the oh so wonderful odor?
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“Hey, did somebody burn tires in here, or did you eat asparagus?”
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Did we not eat all asparagus tonight? Isn’t that woaaahh? (For some?)
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Anybody else love spending all day effing around with impenetrable company travel websites?
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Arrrrrgh, what the eff is wrong with my peeeeeeeeee?
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Does it burn? Are you aware of any fracking in the vicinity of your bowels?
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Shouldn’t it be “Which famous person do you look like?”, not “What famous person do you look like?”? Am I picking nits?
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Must I wait 13 minutes to give you a like?
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