Later on, when I’m freaking out about the color of my pee, will someone please remind me that I used the juicer this morning, and threw a bunch of beets, some blueberries and a carrot in the hopper?
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Didn’t you know beets will do that? Didn’t I freak out a bit the first time I noticed it having had a kidney stone in the past?
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Although I’m totally aware of the effects that beets can have on one’s bodily wastes, don’t I sometimes forget it for a minute and go into panic mode?
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Isn’t asparagus much more fun for the bright yellow-green color and the oh so wonderful odor?
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“Hey, did somebody burn tires in here, or did you eat asparagus?”
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Did we not eat all asparagus tonight? Isn’t that woaaahh? (For some?)
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Anybody else love spending all day effing around with impenetrable company travel websites?
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Arrrrrgh, what the eff is wrong with my peeeeeeeeee?
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Does it burn? Are you aware of any fracking in the vicinity of your bowels?
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Shouldn’t it be “Which famous person do you look like?”, not “What famous person do you look like?”? Am I picking nits?
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Must I wait 13 minutes to give you a like?
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Why would you ever want to stop?
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Wouldn’t I give you a very official looking business card that said you didn’t have to? For the low low price of I-already-have-my-graphics-stuff-open-cuz-I-forgot-to-close-it?
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Didn’t that show up a little late? But isn’t it only going to be for 16 hours or so, anyway?
And won’t I get to go to one of the crappier bits of SoCal on the same trip, too?
Can you tell how excited I am?
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How are you visiting opposite sides of the same country on one trip? Is the U.S. a layover to somewhere more reasonable?
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Doing my bit to destroy the planet by flying all over the country in empty aircraft?
Don’t I just need to be on a particular flight that’s going from SC to CA?
Although didn’t I once have the travel system tell me I should save the company money by taking a layover in Atlanta on the way between Seattle and Dallas?
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Ooooo, which crappy part of SoCal (if I might be so bold as to ask)?
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Are you familiar with the delightful town of Victorville?
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