Why would you ever want to stop?
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Wouldn’t I give you a very official looking business card that said you didn’t have to? For the low low price of I-already-have-my-graphics-stuff-open-cuz-I-forgot-to-close-it?
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Didn’t that show up a little late? But isn’t it only going to be for 16 hours or so, anyway?
And won’t I get to go to one of the crappier bits of SoCal on the same trip, too?
Can you tell how excited I am?
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How are you visiting opposite sides of the same country on one trip? Is the U.S. a layover to somewhere more reasonable?
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Doing my bit to destroy the planet by flying all over the country in empty aircraft?
Don’t I just need to be on a particular flight that’s going from SC to CA?
Although didn’t I once have the travel system tell me I should save the company money by taking a layover in Atlanta on the way between Seattle and Dallas?
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Ooooo, which crappy part of SoCal (if I might be so bold as to ask)?
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Are you familiar with the delightful town of Victorville?
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Yuck, for real? I mean, uhhhh, isn’t that a fine town? To drive past on one’s way elsewhere?
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@OtherMichael, when you suggested I watch Journey to the West, why didn’t you say it was based on the same source material as Monkey? Wouldn’t I have got around to it sooner if you had?
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You hadn’t seen Journey to the West yet? Isn’t it surprisingly good?
Also, am I cursed to forever produce Hedgezilla things now?
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Wouldn’t that be pretty awesome for curse?
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It’s titled Journey to the West, isn’t it?
Did I tell y’all about this bot?
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The Stephen Chow one? Didn’t I love that even though it took serious liberties with the source material?
Can I recommend the 4 Shaw Brothers movies, Monkey Goes West, Princess Iron Fan, Cave Of The Silken Web, Land Of Many Perfumes?
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It did?
Have you not read the actual stories?
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Who has time for reading? LOSERS. SHAME…
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I thought all Stephen Chow movies were docu-dramas?
His exposes on the state of Chinese football and the housing industry were real eye-openers.
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Aren’t I? Isn’t one of its main claims to fame that it is quite easy to acquire large amounts of methamphetamine there if you should so desire?
DESERT DISPATCH - METH, MORONS, AND MURDER IN VICTORVILLE
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